we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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