Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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