waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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