no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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