I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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