How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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