lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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