Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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