Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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