Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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