VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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