Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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