I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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