I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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