You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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