so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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