We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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