Fuck appropriateness.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He shit in the fireplace
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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