found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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