she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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