I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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