my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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