I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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