I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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