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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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