what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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