i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize