he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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