yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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