You really coming over, don't trick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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