she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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