he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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