um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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