Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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