but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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