I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
