I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
