I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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