In the future we'll all be gay
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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