I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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