Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
