So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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