Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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