he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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