Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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