I CAN MOONWALK!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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