Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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