remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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