I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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