"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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