Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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