Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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