It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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