ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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