FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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