This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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