You can't special order awesome
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
