I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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