Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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